coy beeping

brunhiddensmusings:

bravo-zulu:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

im dying i just looked up press f to pay respects bc i realized i didnt even know where it was from i just picked it up from everyone and it turns out its a fucking actual quick time event from some call of duty game. you have to literally press F to pay respects at a funeral fsdjfkljsdf i really just thought it was something from some MMO or something 

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I’m glad people can re discover this

the special denial of ‘i thought this joke was pulled out of someones ass, i cannot process this is a real thing a professional was paid money to make’

sodomymcscurvylegs:

brunhiddensmusings:

themerrywolf:

brunhiddensmusings:

myanacondadontexist:

kaleighbytheway:

tilthat:

TIL a 30-year-old elephant named Ben sought help at a safari lodge after being shot by poachers. The elephant waited patiently near the lodge for the 6 hours it took for a vet to fly in and dress his 3 bullet wounds.

via ift.tt

The fact he’s named kinda brushes over the fact this is a wild elephant. Born in the wild, raised in the wild, the only human interaction is watching the safaris. And after mean humans shot him, he decided the best course of action was to go visit the nice humans who just take pictures in hopes they’d help him. And then, even though they didn’t help him right away, he trusted that because they continued to be nice, he was safe, and they would help him.

also the people saw an elephant and were like “that’s a ben”

i hope he tells the other elephants where they can get help

@brunhiddensmusings

Actually, they do!

https://www.thedodo.com/elephants-travel-humans-help-1353631970.html

Orphans who were rescued, raised, and released by the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust in Kenya have communicated that it is a place of safety to other elephants who’ve never even been there.

Injured animals will show up there when they have been harmed by poachers because they know it is a place where they can get help!

i am very glad elephants have a functioning yelp system

Me, an American in 2018, seeing these beautiful elephants in Kenya have a comprehensive universal healthcare system:

chess-shar:

John Marston: There was talk of hanging me, Dutch!

Dutch:

worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

officialunitedstates:

don’t talk to me until I’ve had at least four sips of my watered beans